We are glad you are here! We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, gay, filthy rich, twice-divorced, and can’t drive a stick shift.
We extend a welcome to those who are new-born, poor as dirt, skinny as a rail, can’t sing, older than God, “just browsing,” just woke up, just got out of jail, more Lutheran than Luther, more Catholic than the pope, y no habla Ingles.
We extend a special welcome to those who are over forty but not yet grown up, starving artists, just plain ornery, folks who blew their offering money at Black Hawk, set in their ways, tree-huggers, vegetarians, pregnant, NRA members, junk-food eaters, those having problems, down in the dumps, and don’t like “organized religion.”
We extend a special welcome to those who could lose a few pounds, think the earth is flat, got drug here by their wife/husband, are workaholics, bad spellers, could use a prayer right now, bad tippers, those who came because grandma’s in town and wanted to go to church, are three-times divorced, had religion shoved down their throats when they were a kid, got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake, are tourists, seekers, doubters, cultured despisers, bleeding hearts…and you!